Former House speaker and potential presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has confessed, telling conservative Christian leader James Dobson that he was cheating on his wife at around the same time the House was impeaching President Bill Clinton over his White House affair with Monica Lewinsky.

Gingrich admitted that this makes him a two faced liar and a disgusting hypocrite.

According to Gingrich "I was playing politics with the nation, while fucking my wife's best friend."

Gingrich also stated that, "I'm a Republican with God on my side, I can stup anytime I want to, It's Bill Clintons fault he is a Democrat."

Gingrich attempted to draw a distinction between having an affair (and lying about it) and then blasting Clinton for doing the same, arguing that the president of the United States should be held up to higher moral and ethical standards.

Then he momentarily paused the interview to bang a hooker in the break-room before returning to say, "I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept...perjury in your highest officials."

The admission of an adulterous affair places Gingrich in a difficult position. With his plans to seek the Republican Presidential nomination Gingrich must now admit he suffers from shockingly poor judgment and exceedingly poor taste.

Gingrich isn't the only candidate or potential candidate with some messy marriage and divorce issues.

Like Gingrich, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been married three times. He's currently the Republican front-runner in the presidential derby.

Richard Land, head of the Southern Baptist Convention's Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, condemned Giuliani's and Gingrich's behavior, calling their multiple divorces immoral, utterly deplorable behavior.

The little creep is back!

A new poll shows Newt Gingrich is "a little Creep" or "a bit strange". The national poll, taken after Gingrich's outlandish confession, shows many are concerned about his erratic, sometimes bizarre and cruel personal behavior.

The former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged that for a conservative like himself "The affair was inappropriate , borderline gross and makes me look like a big hypocrite."

The poll results released today shows likely voters found the confession makes Newt Gingrich "Look like the worst kind of hypocrite."

Gingrich however denies the adulterous affair with a much younger congressional page was unacceptable behavior for a national leader.

When asked about Newts new religious zeal, Many respondents criticized the politician. According to one Iowa voter, "Mr. Gingrich is not someone I want to have around, leaving his first wife while she had cancer, just isn't right."

Other results indicate many find Newt to be "Weird and kinda Creepy".

Widely considered a mastermind of the Republican revolution that swept Congress in the 1994 elections, Gingrich remains wildly popular among many conservatives, despite his many moral failings.

He has repeatedly placed near the top of Republican presidential polls recently, even though he has not formed a campaign. Unconfirmed Sources

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